sugarrette:

fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

resurgance:

me when i have more than $20

image

ohdaesusie:

guys complain about girls making duckfaces while posting selfies where they’re biting their lip and squinting lookin like they’re tryna read something in size 3 font lmfao

settledheart:

it’s a metaphor, you see; you put the textbook in front of you, but you don’t give it the power to actually teach you anything

supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

hate:

"wow i really need to get hot before school starts" -me every summer