fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me
guys complain about girls making duckfaces while posting selfies where they’re biting their lip and squinting lookin like they’re tryna read something in size 3 font lmfao
it’s a metaphor, you see; you put the textbook in front of you, but you don’t give it the power to actually teach you anything
no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.
"wow i really need to get hot before school starts" -me every summer